Pregnant Fictional Character: My ankles are swollen.
Fandom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OMFG!!!!!! No!!!!! God damn it!! It's ECLAPSIA!! Get her to the hospital!
Throwback Thursday: “So I’m going to post a previously unseen photo from my life here every so often. This is an example that could look like child cruelty but was actually one of the funniest memories from my first job! On David Copperfield when I was 10, I had been running round one day during the summer spraying various crew members with a water pistol I had, unwisely, been given. This is a photo of me playfully getting what I deserved…” -Dan